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SNEAK PEEK: HADLEY BECKETT’S NEXT DISH by Bethany Turner

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Turner_Hadley Becketts Next Dish_final.inddHadley Beckett’s Next Dish by Bethany Turner

Opposites Attract in Spirited New Romance About Cooking, Enemies, and Second Chances

“Inspirational romance readers will be clamoring for more.” —Publishers Weekly, starred review on The Secret Life of Sarah Hollenbeck

Award-winning author Bethany Turner has charmed readers with her thoroughly modern novels filled with plenty of nods to pop culture, humor, and romance. Now she heats up the pages once again in Hadley Beckett’s Next Dish.

Celebrity chef Maxwell Cavanaugh seems to have it all. In addition to his multiple Michelin stars, he has a top-rated Culinary Channel show To the Max. Life is great—until a very public temper tantrum results in a cooling-off period to get his life in order.

Hadley Beckett is Max’s polar opposite. She is beloved for her Southern charm and has a gift for making viewers of her top-rated show, At Home with Hadley, feel like family.

When Max returns, he finds his only chance to get back on TV is to work alongside Hadley on another well-known cooking show. But how can these two extreme opposites blend their lives and personalities together in order to host a successful show without killing each other in the meantime? As these chefs begin to peel away the layers of public persona and reputation, they will either fall in love or burn down the kitchen.

Make sure to come back tomorrow for an interview with Bethany!!

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Bethany Turner is the award-winning author of The Secret Life of Sarah Hollenbeck and Wooing Cadie McCaffrey and the director of administration for Rock Springs Church in Southwest Colorado. A former bank executive and a three-time cancer survivor (all before she turned 35), Bethany knows that when God has plans for your life, it doesn’t matter what anyone else has to say. Because of that, she’s chosen to follow his call to write. She lives with her husband and their two sons in Colorado, where she writes for a new generation of readers who crave fiction that tackles the thorny issues of life with humor and insight.

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EXCERPT

“Okay, everyone! We’re back in twenty. Places, please.”

“You okay, Had?” Stuart, my longtime friend, collaborator, and, on this set, the assistant director, asked me with concern as he crossed from Max’s kitchen space to mine.

I smiled. At least, I attempted a smile. My competitor was rapidly taking away my reasons to smile, one by one. But that wasn’t Stuart’s fault. “I’m fine, thanks. I’m less sure about our friend Chef Cavanagh over there.”

Stuart rolled his eyes and nodded. “I’m so glad this is our last segment.” He backed away from me with a grimace and then shouted, “Ten seconds!”

I cleared my throat and straightened my apron, looking down at my coconut-­curry chicken and naan waffles one last time to make sure I wasn’t missing something important, like the chicken. Or the waffles. I figured I could make just about anything else work for the judges—­and with how stressful the day had been, thanks to my fellow chef’s antics, I figured if the main ingredients made the plate, I could call the day a success.

Stuart’s verbal countdown ended after four, and I kept my eyes on his fingers—­three, two, one. I was ready to hear the outcome of a long day in the kitchen, and I was more than ready to put an end to a miserable two days of filming alongside Max Cavanagh.

First there were eight. Now there are two. Which of these landmark, on-­the-­brink-­of-­legend chefs will be crowned America’s Fiercest Chef? We’re about to find out.

I tried to listen to the host, Xavier Stone, as he gave a quick recap of all we had been through over the course of our two days of filming, which would play out as six separate episodes, spread out across six weeks of Culinary Channel can’t-­miss viewing. But, as I had been for the entirety of two days, I was too distracted by my competitor to focus on a single thing happening in the moment.

“I’m sorry,” Max muttered, actually turning and facing my direction, not seeming to care one little bit that the cameras were on us. “Did he just say ‘on the brink’? Did he say we’re on-­the-­brink-­of-­legend?”

“Oh my gosh, please stop!” I seethed through my teeth.

“Cut!” The director called out the command, and everyone in the studio groaned. It was a familiar call-­and-­answer of which we’d all had enough. We’d all be professionals and prepare to do our jobs, Max Cavanagh would decide not to be a professional and not do his job, then we’d all have to stop and repeat the cycle from the top—­over and over for two days, like a chicken on a rotisserie grill.

“Chef, what’s the problem this time?” Glenn, the director, asked from his chair.

Max shoved his knives aside and hopped up on the counter. As he did, the knives tumbled to the ground, taking a beautiful cut of unused Wagyu ribeye with them.

“The problem is, Glenn, that it’s insulting for you to refer to us as on-­the-­brink. I mean, considering the ratings we get for this network, and considering my nine Michelin stars, I’d say we deserve better. You’re with me on that, right, Hayley?”

Oh, where to begin.

I shook my head and opened my mouth to speak. I was prepared to tell him that I most assuredly was not with him. I couldn’t have been less with him.

Until two days ago, I had looked up to him as a brilliant chef and a masterful businessman, not to mention an engaging television personality. At thirty-­six he was only three years older than me, but he’d reached pinnacles in his career that I didn’t anticipate reaching until I was no longer young enough to enjoy them, if I ever reached them at all. It was amazing how quickly the awareness that he was a complete and total jerk had gotten in the way of my esteem. He wasn’t legendary. Jacques Pépin was legendary. Wolfgang Puck was legendary. Julia Child was a legend among legends.

Maxwell Cavanagh was a spoiled little boy with a haircut he stole from Hugh Grant, circa 1994, and a propensity toward underseasoning his stocks and bases.

“It’s Hadley,” I mumbled as I crossed to his kitchen space to pick the gorgeous, expensive meat off the ground. And I have two Michelin stars of my own, thank you very much. I didn’t say that, of course. How pretentious that would have sounded.

“Hadley, Stuart’s got that,” Glenn called out.

Stuart was, indeed, fully capable. In addition to working on America’s Fiercest Chef, he was the director on my weekly show. He also happened to be my oldest friend and probably the only reason I was on television, so I knew him to be extremely capable.

I handed the meat to Stuart after he had carefully scooped up Max’s MAC knife set and gingerly passed it to a production assistant to take and clean. “Here you go,” I whispered with an apologetic smile.

“Thanks,” Stuart replied, once again rolling his eyes.

As I stood back to my feet and realized Chef Cavanagh was towering over me from his perch just a couple feet away, I questioned what I was doing there. I don’t just mean picking up the steak. Why had I stuck around for two days of demeaning treatment from a chef I had once admired but whose cooking skills were actually very much on the same level as mine, apart from the underseasoning? Yes, To the Max was the number-­one show on the network, but At Home with Hadley was number two—­and gaining ground all the time.

Why hadn’t I corrected him more vehemently when he called me Hayley for the eighth time? Why hadn’t I told him that his béchamel needed more nutmeg? And why had I picked up the blasted meat that had landed on the floor as a result of his temper tantrum?

“Thanks, doll.” He hopped down from the counter and leered at me as he returned to his mark, as if nothing had happened.

Doll?

“Did you seriously just call me doll?” I asked.

Glenn, who was typically heard and not seen, was suddenly standing beside us. He leaned in closer to Max and softly asked, “What would you prefer, Chef? Would you rather we just go with ‘legendary’?”

I scoffed, and they both turned to face me.

“Is there a problem, Hadley?” Glenn asked.

I lifted my hands in the air and, as my jaw dropped, looked around the room. Seriously? Is anyone else hearing this? My level of confusion and frustration grew as I realized both Glenn and Max were looking at me with accusation in their eyes—­as if I was slowing down production—­and yet no one else seemed to be clued in.

Why am I just now hearing it?

“Chef,” I corrected him hesitantly.

“Yes?” Max answered.

I shook my head and cleared my throat, focusing entirely on Glenn and doing all I could to pretend Max wasn’t there. “No, I mean .Å.Å. you should call me Chef. You refer to Chef Cavanagh that way, and I’d appreciate it if—”

They turned away from me. Turned away!

I took a deep breath and attempted to tune out their discussion regarding the proper usage of the term legendary.

Anise. Broiler. Colander. Dough. Egg timer.

My tried-­and-­true trick of calming down by alphabetically listing items found in the kitchen had failed me spectacularly before I got to fondue set, and I felt heat rising in my cheeks. Just about the time the rushing blood reached my temples, resulting in a whoosh pulsing through my ears—­similar to the sound of the ocean but ever-­so-­slightly tinged with the ambiance of chainsaws and screeching owls—­Stuart entered my periphery with a kind smile.

“Had?” He put his hand gently on my elbow and escorted me back to my cooking space. “I’m sorry that this has been such a nightmare,” he whispered, his eyes flashing over toward Glenn and Max pretty much continually.

I wondered if he was worried Max would hear him call it all a nightmare, or if he was worried Glenn would hear him apologize. Maybe, if he was a true friend, he was just trying to size up the best moment to go over and thump Max on the head.

“Why is Glenn coddling him? He should have been kicked off the set a long time ago.” I matched the quiet tone out of respect for Stuart—­no one else.

He shrugged. “You know how it goes. We’re so far into production now that all anyone wants is just to finish it up and move on.”

“I get that, but—”

“Okay, people!” Glenn shouted. “We’re ready. Back to your marks, please. We’ll pick it up there again.”

Stuart repeated his eye roll from earlier and then returned to his spot. He repositioned his headset and called out, “Ten seconds!”

First there were eight. Now there are two. Who will be crowned America’s Fiercest Chef? Will it be Maxwell Cavanagh, the legendary restaurateur who, at thirty-­six, is the youngest-­ever recipient of nine Michelin stars, or will it be Hadley Beckett, the sweet and sassy Southern belle of the kitchen? We’re about to find out.

My eyes flew open, and for a moment, I thought I heard a familiar bubbling. I briefly wondered if Max or I had left a burner on, but I quickly realized it was only my blood that was boiling.

Cool your jets, Hadley, I warned myself. Sure, I had been downgraded from landmark and on-­the-­brink-­of-­legendary to “sweet and sassy,” but all I really wanted was to wrap up the shoot, move on with my life, and leave Max and his nine stars to marinate in their pomposity.

A camera-­ready smile still plastered on my face, I tilted my head to look at him and his dish. Well, that should be enough to feed a three-­year-­old. Are Michelin stars awarded by toddlers, Chef? I caught a groan as it threatened to escape. I’d never understood the gourmet food industry’s propensity for starving its customers while charging them the price of a month’s worth of groceries.

As my gaze wandered upward, however, and I observed the smug expression on his face, I resigned myself to his soon-­to-­be-­announced victory. There was a part of me—a pretty big part, if I were being honest—­that really wanted to win. I mean, of course I wanted to win. From the beginning. I wouldn’t have left Nashville and flown to New York in the first place if I didn’t intend to win. I got paid handsomely and publicized excessively win or lose, of course. But to be named Fiercest Chef? I’d already outlasted some of the greatest chefs in the country, and if I could defeat Max Cavanagh—­the “Playboy Gourmet” as he was “affectionately” called by the media—­well .Å.Å. that was the kind of validation and reputation-­builder money couldn’t buy.

Plus, I really wanted to see that smug, infuriating smile melt off his face.

Chef Beckett. Chef Cavanagh. Please bring your dishes forward.

I was pretty sure I would never get used to being a chef on television, no matter how long I did it. My competitor, on the other hand, seemed to feed off of the attention like one of those hungry toddlers eating their tablespoon of duck ballotine. Or, you know .Å.Å. something a toddler would actually like. As soon as it was his turn to present—­his creation or himself—­he shifted into a higher gear.

Eh .Å.Å. maybe not higher. Higher implies better. And as awful as I had discovered him to be when the cameras weren’t rolling, he was so much worse when they were.

“Okay, hold it there, please,” Glenn instructed as soon as we had approached the judges’ table, like two attorneys on Law & Order approaching the bench.

My mind wandered as Stuart and a production assistant adjusted the angles of our hands and dishes, and the cameras zoomed in to capture various shots of the way we had each chosen to plate. I held perfectly still, as instructed, and wondered if Law & Order was still on the air. When was the last time I had watched TV? Had they launched any additional Law & Order spin-­offs? Was Law & Order: DMV a thing yet?

“Hadley, we need you to look at camera two, please,” Glenn stated.

I nodded and did as I was told, until I heard Max sigh. Not a restless sigh. An exasperated sigh.

I turned away from camera two and glanced at him, and wasn’t surprised to see him looking right at me.

Don’t engage, Hadley. You’re so close to the finish line. Go back to looking at camera two, stop your hands from shaking so you don’t have to reset your garnish, and just let it all finally be over!

“What! What is it, Max?” I asked, blatantly disregarding my inner sage’s wise advice.

He looked me straight in the eye and had the audacity to say, “It’s been a long day. Could you please stay focused on your cues so we can get out of here?”

Apron. Blender. Carafe. Dutch ov—

“Hey, Glenn, can you get me another bourbon? And grab one for Hayley too. She seems uptight.” He winked at me, and I squirmed in disgust.

“You’ve been drinking?” I asked.

I was shocked, but I don’t really know why. If anything, it made everything about the day make more sense. Yeah .Å.Å. nothing about the lack of decorum shown by Max could surprise me at that point. I guess I was just disappointed to be part of a project that had allowed such unprofessionalism to rule the day.

“We’re almost done, Chef,” Glenn replied. “Think you can hang in there just a few more minutes?”

Max nodded. “You bet I can. Just as soon as you grab me another bourbon.”

Glenn chuckled. “Stuart, go ahead and get Chef Cavanagh a—”

“Are you kidding me?” I shook my head vigorously. I just couldn’t take any more. “I—I—I mean, I’ve never—”

“Hadley, can I see you for a minute?” Glenn called out, as if summoning me to the principal’s office.

Sure. I’m right here. Jump down from your special little stool and join me in my kitchen like you did Max!

I was so irritated with myself for, instead of saying any of that, setting my dish down on the counter and crossing the set to where Glenn sat. Stuart smiled apologetically at me as he passed by, a lowball of whiskey in his hand.

As I approached, Glenn jumped down and then gently pulled me aside. “What an experience this has been, huh?” he whispered. “You’ve been a total trooper, and I just can’t tell you how much I—­how much we all­appreciate it.”

“Why are you indulging him?” I asked, not bothering to keep my voice down to match Glenn’s. “This is ridiculous. I know he’s the top dog and all that, but I don’t think anyone is doing anybody any favors by letting him walk all over y’all. By letting him walk all over me,” I added. “I get it. His ratings are higher. But At Home with Hadley is solid, and I really thinkÅ.Å.Å.”

I kept talking. I know I kept talking. But I really don’t know what exactly I said next. I got a little too caught up in the realization that my righteous confrontation was quickly morphing into a situation where I was on the verge of apology. I wasn’t even sure how that had happened.

“That’s not it,” Glenn said as my attention snapped back into focus. “We love you around here. You know that. The network is thrilled with your ratings, and with the magazine launching next week, your audience is only going to grow. It’s just thatÅ.Å.Å.”

“It’s just what?”

He pulled me a little further away and lowered his voice even more. “As you know, Max has had a bad week.”

How in the world would I know? Why in the world would I care?

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that Max has had a bad week. How can I help?”

“That’s very sweet of you.” Glenn squeezed my arm and smiled. “I think he’ll be okay. I knew you’d understand.”

Seriously? Was I even capable of sarcasm? I could have sworn that my offer of help had been dripping in it. That had certainly been my intent .Å.Å.

He continued, my masterful sarcasm having been artfully deflected. “I know you’re the praying type. I’m pretty sure Max could use some of it.”

What was I even supposed to do with that? I couldn’t be offended that I was known for being the praying type. I was the praying type. But I did not want to pray for Maxwell Cavanagh. All I wanted was for my brilliant Indian/Southern infusion to walk all over his toddler-­ready finger food/truffle/mashed pea/foie gras infusion, and then to get the heck out of there.

But when you are the praying type, it’s not easy (or, probably, advisable) to refuse to pray for someone just because they’re a nincompoop.

I groaned softly. “Can we please just finish this?”

“Stuart!” Glenn abruptly shouted, shattering the veil of discretion. “Count it down! And get Hadley a drink if she wants one.”

Max whooped, as if now the party could get started. But Stuart, thankfully, knew me, and just threw his eyes open comically wide as he passed and said, “On your marks, please. We’ve got the transition shots. Let’s pick it up from there. Ten seconds!”

Chef Beckett. Chef Cavanagh. Please bring your dishes forward.

We completed the walk to the judges’ table and set our creations before them. Finally. I looked over at Max’s dish and felt simultaneous admiration and irritation. How? In the midst of all of the drama—­all of his drama—­how had he managed to create a beautiful jambalaya bourguignonne, an infusion dish he made up on the spot, just as I had made up mine, that looked as if it were ready to be served at any Michelin-­starred restaurant in the world?

“Chef Beckett, please tell us about your final dish.”

Why couldn’t it be enough to just be really good at cooking? Or, in my case, really good at cooking and exceptionally good at baking? When had that stopped being enough? When had it been determined that in order to be truly successful in the food industry, you had to be on television?

I took a deep breath and prepared to explain the dish to the judges, and to all the world, I guess. I was so grateful that when I heard the sound of my voice, it seemed to be full of confidence. Confidence I really wished I was feeling.

“Today, Chefs, I have prepared for you a coconut-­curry chicken, served on a naan waffle. And while the flavor profile is a little more on the exotic side, I think even exotic food should be comfort food. To that end, you’ll see that you also have a side of warmed sweet and slightly spicy plum chutney. I’ll ask you to pour that over the dish, as you would maple syrup over the traditional Southern version of chicken and waffles.”

I held my breath as I looked down at my dish one more time, and then gently pushed the plate in closer to them. They poured the chutney and then cut into the chicken, and I released a bit of the air I was holding when I saw how easily it cut. My shoulders relaxed as the waffle sprung down and back again beneath the pressure of forks. And finally, my teeth freed my bottom lip from their clenches as three poker faces morphed into expressions of satisfaction and contentment.

“Thank you, Chef Beckett,” the lead judge stated with a smile. “And Chef Cavanagh, what have you prepared?”

For the next two minutes I marveled. It was as if a switch had been flipped, and suddenly Max Cavanagh, grade A jerk, was replaced by a culinary and presentational genius, seemingly worthy of at least some of the honors and commendations which had been bestowed upon him.

He was so smooth and nuanced, and he flirted effortlessly. With the judges. With the cameras. With all of America and the world, it seemed. The pompous, verbose egotist disappeared and a quiet, perfectly subtle Casanova appeared. It was almost indecipherable—­and I imagined that to be on the receiving end of his charm would be completely disarming. You know .Å.Å. if you hadn’t spent two days growing increasingly convinced that he was somehow the spawn of a serpent and a rabid raccoon.

“Thank you, Chef Cavanagh.”

The judges looked just as satisfied and content after eating his dish as they did after eating mine, and I felt whatever confidence had developed slipping away. Ah well. The anticipation of a second-­place finish wasn’t so bad.

But man, oh man, I hated that he would be the one to beat me.

Ten minutes later Max and I were sitting at the Chefs’ Table—a long, rustic wooden slat with equally rustic benches, none of which matched the decor of the “stage” area, but at least felt less cold and staged than the rest of the set. It was at the Chefs’ Table where my opponents and I had sat during the filming of each episode, while our fates were determined. One camera crew was out filming the judges breaking down our dishes while another sat with us as we bantered. At least banter was the goal and expectation.

Max and I did not banter. Certainly not with each other.

“Hadley?” Stuart whispered my name from behind the camera. I looked up and saw him gesture for me to join him.

I hopped down from my bench and walked over to him. “What’s up? I thought we were rolling.”

“We were. But, I mean .Å.Å. you guys have to give us something.”

I crossed my arms. “I think we’ve given you plenty. Right now I’m just grateful for the silence.”

“Come on, Hayley,” Max called out. “I think we can handle thirty seconds of small talk.”

I glowered at him and sighed. “Fine.” I returned to the bench as I added, “But please, for all that is good and holy, can you remember my name for those thirty seconds? Please?”

He downed the last of his drink—­not even the same one he’d been finishing off a few minutes ago, I was pretty sure—­and handed the glass to Stuart. “Of course I can, Harley.” He laughed uproariously at his joke, which I was actually strangely comforted by. At least he knew Harley wasn’t my name either.

“We’re rolling,” Stuart said. Nervously, I think.

And still we sat in silence.

Okay, suck it up, Hadley, I lectured myself. Be the bigger person. Again. If he doesn’t want to put in any effort, it will all come across plain as day on TV.

“Your dish looked really great,” I told him, for the benefit of our future audience.

“Thank you,” he said with a nod. “Yours looked better than I expected.”

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Stuart shake his head and then bury it in his hands.

“And what did you expect, Chef?”

Max shrugged. “You don’t have to be offended—”

“I’m not,” I lied. “I would just be really interested in knowing what you expected.”

“It’s nothing personal, it’s just that very few chefs can pull off all Southern, all the time. I mean, it worked for Harlan Sanders, but—”

I nearly choked on my indignation. “You’re comparing my cooking to fast-­food fried chicken?”

He shrugged yet again. “Well, I mean, it’s not quite as flavorful as the Colonel’s, of course, but you’re just getting started. You’ll get there.”

“That’s it!” I exclaimed, jumping up from the bench and stomping to the door. “I’m done.”

Stuart placed his finger to his headset to put it closer to his ear. “They’re ready for you. Come on, Hadley. It’s almost done. This is it.” He put an arm out to usher me back into the main studio.

Aioli. Breadbasket. Chopsticks. Dish rack. Espresso machine. Flour sifter. Gravy boat.

I was going to need at least the entire alphabet in order to actually cool off, but that was going to have to do for now.

“This was the closest competition in the history of America’s Fiercest Chef,” Xavier began as soon as film began rolling once again. “Ultimately, our judges chose one chef to carry the mantle and the title. One chef will be named victorious. One chef willÅ.Å.Å.”

Oh my goodness, get on with it!

The rest of it was a blur, and not just because it was all so repetitive and melodramatic. Although, that certainly didn’t help. I zoned out because I just couldn’t take one more hyperbolic guarantee that the winner’s life would completely change, and that they would never be bored or financially strapped or unknown or alone or, I don’t know .Å.Å. stuck in traffic ever again.

So when I heard Xavier say my name, it took me a moment to remember the rules. Did they say the name of the winner or the loser first? The loser, right? I plastered on a disappointed-­but-­resigned-­and-­grateful-­for-­the-­opportunity smile and took a step toward the judges, to shake their hands and say thanks.

“You’re kidding me,” Max said. At least that’s pretty much what he said. His version was somewhat less family friendly.

I rolled my eyes. Really? He was even going to make a big deal about the fact that I hadn’t shaken his hand and congratulated him first? Granted, that was the way it was usually done on these competitions. Granted, that would have been the polite thing for me to do.

But come on! He was lucky I didn’t haul off and slug him.

I sighed and turned back to face Max, my arm extended. His arm extended as well, and for one fleeting moment I considered the possibility that we might actually end this thing with civility. But then I realized it was his left arm reaching out, and it wasn’t meeting up with the right arm I had extended. He wasn’t going to try to hug me, was he? He wasn’t that much of an imbecile, surely.

I was wrong. He was so much more of an imbecile than I had ever imagined. He wasn’t coming in for a hug at all. As bad as that would have been, the reality was even worse. He reached past me to the judges’ table and with one fluid motion, struck the edge of my plated masterpiece and caused it to flip into Chef Aguste Bisset’s lap.

I gasped and, regrettably, muttered, “Well, I never!” I was always so disappointed in myself when Southern colloquialisms dripped from me freely in the most stressful of moments.

I don’t know a lick of French, apart from necessary cooking terms and the essentials to assure any French visitors to my restaurant that I’m merely ignorant, not rude. But I was fairly confident that Chef Bisset’s exclamation was even less flattering than my Minnie Pearl–inspired outburst.

I heard Glenn call out “Keep rolling!” and I whipped around to glare at him, but he couldn’t be bothered by my disapproval, I suppose. He was, after all, in the process of filming the Culinary Channel’s first foray into Jersey Shore–level entertainment.

“Chef Maxwell,” Xavier said, his voice sounding more confident than his cautious steps back from the table appeared. “We’ll kindly thank you to control—”

“Her?” Max asked with a sneer and, if I’m not mistaken, disgust as he gestured toward me. “With her ‘y’all come back’ and her ‘kiss my grits’ .Å.Å. her?” He took another step toward the judges’ table, causing them all to scoot back in fear of what he might do.

“I have never said ‘kiss my grits’ in my entire life!” I protested, quite possibly zeroing in on the wrong thing first. Although, seriously. Kiss my grits? I may have been a little too folksy at times, but I would not stand there and be accused of being a folksy grandmother.

Besides, I was prepared to add, you won. You are the better chef, even if you are the lesser human. So kiss my ever-­lovin’ grits, Maxwell Cavanagh.

But before I could say any of that, a funny thing happened. My brain kicked into gear. Finally. They’d said my name first. I’d watched four seasons of this show, in preparation for my appearance. Back when I’d thought that my episodes would bear even a slight resemblance to any episodes that had gone before, I’d studied the patterns. What the judges liked, what they hated, what they were tired of, what they would view as fresh and innovative. Once my brain was working, I saw it all clearly. I knew this show inside and out.

And they always announced the winner’s name first.

“I won?” I muttered.

Thankfully no one heard my muttering. They were all too busy being verbally assaulted by Max’s deluge of insults. Not that I’m thankful about that part, of course.

In context, his temper tantrum made a lot more sense. I mean, it still made absolutely no sense whatsoever, but a temper tantrum over winning would somehow make less than no sense whatsoever.

A few moments later, about the time security was called in and Max was forcibly removed from the set, hurling accusations and threats all the way to the door and beyond, it began to really sink in.

I won. I defeated Max Cavanagh, who was generally regarded as the greatest chef of our generation. I had done it my way—­with manners and a whole lot of butter and salt—­when faced with unbelievable circumstances that would have caused even the cook at a firehouse to crumble. I’d proven that I was more than just a great pastry chef from Nashville. I’d made it clear that I could hold my own alongside the big guns.

It was just too bad the world would never know, since there was absolutely no chance whatsoever that America’s Fiercest Chef’s tribute to All My Children would ever see the light of day.

Freezing Order, a New Release from Bill Browder

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bill_picFreezing Order: A True Story of Russian Money Laundering, State-Sponsored Murder, and Surviving Vladimir Putin’s Wrath, a real-life thriller that spans the globe from Madrid to London to Monaco to Washington to Aspen to Paris to Moscow.

It follows the events described in Bill Browder’s first book, the #1 New York Times bestseller, Red Notice—the story of how Browder, a Moscow-based hedge fund manager, was expelled from Russia after exposing corruption at the companies he invested in. After his expulsion, these companies were stolen by corrupt Russian officials and used in a massive $230 million tax rebate fraud. When Browder’s Russian lawyer, Sergei Magnitsky, investigated, he discovered who was involved and testified against them. In retaliation, Sergei was arrested, tortured for 358 days in detention, and ultimately killed by eight riot guards with rubber batons on November 16, 2009. 

Freezing Order tells the story of how Browder has gone after the people who received the $230 million that Sergei was killed over. It begins the moment Browder’s team tracked the money as it flowed out of Russia, through the Baltics and Cyprus, and on to Western countries. Everywhere it moved, it corrupted.

As western law enforcement agencies began freezing the money, the Russian government reacted by setting up honey traps, administering rare poisons, pushing people out of windows, and spreading disinformation.

Ultimately, Freezing Order examines the connections between Browder’s investigations and the 2016 Trump Tower meeting and the Helsinki Summit, and explains why Putin interfered in the US election in order to help Donald Trump get elected.

It also led to the exposure of the largest money laundering scheme Europe has ever seen, a quarter-trillion-dollar scandal based in Estonia and Denmark.

William Browder is the founder and CEO of Hermitage Capital Management. Before founding Hermitage, Browder was Vice-President at Salomon Brothers. He holds a BA in Economics from the University of Chicago and an MBA from Stanford Business School.

 

Four New Novels from Mega-Bestselling Author Janet Evanovich

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evanAtria Books, a division of Simon & Schuster, announced today that it has acquired world rights to four new novels from mega-bestselling author Janet Evanovich, one of the biggest selling authors in the world with 25 #1 New York Times bestsellers and nearly 100 million books sold.

Two of the books to be published by Atria will feature Evanovich’s hugely popular series characterStephanie Plum. The first, titled Fortune and Glory, the 27th book in the Stephanie Plum series, will be published on November 10, 2020. The third book in the deal will be the start of a new spin-off series written solely by Evanovich that will be shopped as a film and TV franchise. The final book in the deal, The Bounty, will be the seventh installment in Evanovich’s bestselling Fox & O’Hare series and will be co-written with New York Times bestselling author Peter Evanovich.

This deal signals a return to Simon & Schuster, Inc. for Evanovich. The first three books in her Stephanie Plum series were published by Scribner/S&S, starting with One for the Money in 1994.

“I am excited to be joining Atria and returning to Simon & Schuster where Stephanie Plum got her start,” Evanovich said. “I’m also delighted to be working again with Libby McGuire, and to have my new editor, Peter Borland, and a terrific sales team.”

Libby McGuire, SVP and Publisher of the Atria Publishing Group, said, “It’s a thrill to be reunited with Janet Evanovich, whose brilliant and entertaining books have earned her millions of devoted fans. The entire Atria team has Plum fever!”

The blockbuster deal comes just six months after Evanovich signed with Shane Salerno at The Story Factory. The demand for Evanovich’s work among readers has shown no signs of slowing down. Her latest Plum adventure, Twisted Twenty-Six, published in November 2019, opened at #1 on the New York Times Hardcover Fiction bestseller list, #1 on the Times combined Print and Ebook Fiction list, and #1 on Publisher’s Weekly, USA Today, Apple, B&N and Audible – a remarkable accomplishment for the 26th book in a series. The continued success has made Evanovich a perennial target for major publishers.

Janet Evanovich is the author of 25 #1 New York Times bestsellers and 39 New York Times bestsellers in total. Her novels have been translated into forty languages. After writing a series of romance novels, Evanovich took her career in a new direction in 1994 with the creation of bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.  In 2000, Hot Six, the sixth book in the series, reached #1 on the New York Times bestseller list, a spot Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum novels have consistently attained ever since.

Does Your Dream House Include a Custom Library?

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Does Your Dream House Include a Custom LibraryOf all the features people want to see in a luxury home, a library is not often something you see at the top of the list. Unless you come across an ardent book lover who practically designs their home around their library, most people prefer other features such as media rooms, high-end countertops, or luxury swimming pools. While you may not have considered a library for your home previously, there are several great reasons to include one in your home.

A Relaxing Escape

When most people think of a relaxing room in their home, they think of the bathroom. While it’s true that a bathroom can be relaxing, it’s important to have other relaxing spaces in your home, as well.

A library can be just the relaxing escape you’ve been dreaming of, serving as a place to get lost in a good book on a rainy or chilly afternoon. With the right assortment of comfy furniture, you may never want to leave your library.

An Organizer’s Dream

Books are one category of item that often becomes disorganized in homes. Since different types of books seem to find their way to different rooms in your home, they can create a messy and cluttered feeling that detracts from the beauty of your home.

If you have a custom library in your home, though, the books become part of the beauty, staying neatly organized and serving to draw in all those who pass by. If you want a place to store all your reading materials, then a library is a must-have.

A Good Investment

An important part of buying luxury homes is adding features that will serve as good investments. A library, as a feature, is a good investment because it is flexible for future homeowners.

A future buyer may appreciate the library and use that space as it was designed. If they don’t need a library, though, they can still use the space as a home office or take out the shelves and use the room for something else entirely. Since the space is easy to change, its flexibility makes it an attractive investment.

A Commitment to Betterment

Another great aspect of a custom library is that it’s one of the few features in your home that will serve to enrich your life. By reading regularly, you expand the reaches of your knowledge and the stretches of your imagination. While other rooms in your home are certainly important, such as the kitchen that is necessary for sustenance, your library will provide ongoing self-improvement that is hard to match.

It’s All Yours

When you’re planning the house of your dreams, it’s ultimately important to remember that it’s your house. If you are making the time and financial commitment to build your dream house, you should fill it with things that make you happy. If a library is what satisfies your desires, then a library is just what you should have in your home.

Brooke Chaplan is a freelance writer and blogger. She lives and works out of her home in Los Lunas, New Mexico. She loves the outdoors and spends most of her time hiking, biking, and gardening. For more information, contact Brooke via Facebook at facebook.com/brooke.chaplan or Twitter @BrookeChaplan

Kickstarter for The Worldshapers – featuring bestselling Sci-Fi Fantasy Authors

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Kickstarter-Cropped-banner-300x169Anthology being Kickstarted to feature bestselling science fiction/fantasy authors who were guests of the Aurora Award-winning podcast The Worldshapers.

Author, publisher, and podcaster Edward Willett is tackling an ambitious project: an anthology, Shapers of Worlds, that will feature stories by some of today’s top authors of science fiction and fantasy, many of them international bestsellers. To fund the anthology, he launched a 30-day Kickstarter on February 28, with a goal of $13,500 Can. (about $10,000 US).

All of the featured authors were guests during the first year of Willett’s podcast, The Worldshapers (www.theworldshapers.com), winner of the 2019 Aurora Award (Canada’s top award for science fiction and fantasy) for Best Fan Related Work.

Willett is himself an award-winning author of more than sixty books of fantasy, science fiction, and non-fiction for readers of all ages. His latest is Master of the World, his 10th novel for DAW Books, Book 2 in his Worldshapers series. In The Worldshapers  podcast, Willett, a former newspaper reporter and editor, and radio and television host, chats with science fiction or fantasy authors for an hour about their creative process.

Willett also owns Shadowpaw Press (www.shadowpawpress.com). Inspired by a presentation on crowdfunding at a publishing conference last year, Willett reached out to the authors who had been guests in his first year of podcasting to see who might be interested in contributing a short story to a new anthology. While not all were available, all expressed support. Eight authors committed to contributing new short stories to the anthology, and another six to contributing reprints. (See the complete list on the next page.) Several also donated special rewards, including bestselling author David Weber, who is offering six backers the opportunity to be “first readers” and receive his books in manuscript form as they’re submitted to his publisher.

In a Kickstarter, no funds are released unless the goal is reached by the deadline. If the anthology funds, about half of the $13,500 Can. will go to pay the authors, and the rest to book production and fees. At $15, backers receive an e-book version of the anthology; at $25, the trade paperback version. At higher levels, there are a multitude of additional rewards.

The Kickstarter campaign’s URL is https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/edwardwillett/shapers-of-worlds   

Edward Willett is available for interviews, media appearances, speaking engagements, and/or book review requests. Please contact mickey.creativeedge@gmail.com by email or by phone at 403.464.6925.

New Directions Publishing Introduces – New Classics Club

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ND_ecommerce_square_320x320_v4x1Readers receive from New Directions Publishing:

One book a month for a year (free shipping) with a gift of The Way It Wasn’t when you subscribe.
Welcome to the New Classics Club!

Get twelve books a year handpicked by New Directions editors!

For $150, New Classics members* will expand their personal libraries month by month, with titles selected by our editors. Chosen from the latest additions to our catalog, these may include novels, poetry, story collections, and essays from writers such as Clarice Lispector, Yoko Tawada, César Aira, and László Krasznahorkai.

New members will also receive as a gift a copy of The Way It Wasn’t, a richly illustrated scrapbook of our founder James Laughlin’s life in letters.

Twelve books a year, and a chance to read the future of literary history today. Welcome to the New Classics Club!

*We are initially offering the subscription to readers in the US only, but we are working on an international package.

That Harlequin Feeling – research, romance and free reads

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unnamed (1)Two years of extensive consumer research has reaffirmed what Harlequin has believed for 70 years: that reading a Harlequin romance novel makes women feel uplifted, inspired and empowered. As a result, Harlequin is launching That Harlequin Feeling, a new national campaign that celebrates the powerful and positive feelings that millions of readers get from Harlequin books.

That Harlequin Feeling campaign is an unapologetic celebration of the happiness Harlequin brings to readers’ lives,” says Farah Mullick, Senior Director, Retail Business Development at Harlequin. “Harlequin romance novels have it all: hopeful fresh starts, dramatic family sagas, unexpected twists and turns. Readers feel a deep emotional connection to the characters and their happy endings.”

With two books sold per second worldwide, Harlequin reaches readers internationally in 32 languages. An innovator in the billion-dollar romance industry, Harlequin pioneered the series romance model. Harlequin Series includes 12 romance lines with recognizable branded packaging and a set number of books published on a reliable monthly schedule. Sixty-six original titles are released in print and ebook formats across the 12 Harlequin series every month. Each series offers a unique type of romance, from suspenseful reads to inspirational stories of faith and family.

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Harlequin’s consumer research helped define the distinct characteristics of each series for readers and influenced new cover designs that communicate the incredible variety of stories. “The new look drew heavily on insights from thousands of romance readers,” says Tony Horvath, Creative Director, Series & Digital Publishing at Harlequin. “The results are contemporary, spontaneous covers that reflect what readers want to see in 2020. Similar to a movie poster, the book covers tell a story with one image.”

Harlequin is encouraging women in North America to discover That Harlequin Feeling by downloading two free ebooks from ThatHarlequinFeeling.com.

BOOK REVIEW: Adam Frankenstein: Fear Fest by Sheila English

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51cjMeEv8ELAdam Frankenstein: Fear Fest by Sheila English
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
by: The Irish Reader

I loved this story. Adam and Rebecca are strong characters and I like how they hunt for supernatural beings. I also love Bella, she’s amazing. The artist did a great job with characters. They make the story more intense because you can see the emotions on their faces. Truly a great comic! I can’t wait for the next one!

Book Summary:
Legendary creature, now a U.S. Marshal, Adam Frankenstein is assigned to assist the New Orleans division of Mary Shelley’s League of Supernatural Hunters in order to determine if someone has opened a portal to Hell.
Joined by his partner U.S. Marshal Rebecca Hughes, friends Eli Van Helsing, Bram Stoker and Victor Dracula and his lie-detecting immortal dog, Bella, Adam must take on practitioners of black magic and the woman who once called him “husband” to stop the forces of evil.

BESTSELLING AUTHOR JEFF KINNEY TO PUBLISH FIRST WIMPY KID FANTASY BOOK

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unnamedAmulet Books, an imprint of Abrams Children’s Books, announced today the forthcoming publication of Rowley Jefferson’s Awesome Friendly Adventure, a new novel by global bestselling author Jeff Kinney. Releasing on April 7, 2020, in hardcover, ebook, and audio editions, Rowley Jefferson’s Awesome Friendly Adventure has a 3 million-copy announced first printing and will be released in 20 countries this year with more to follow. Charles Kochman, Abrams editorial director and Kinney’s longtime editor, will edit the new book, which will be followed by the publication of the fifteenth title in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series in fall 2020.

In Rowley Jefferson’s Awesome Friendly Adventure, readers will join “Roland the Kind” and his best friend, “Garg the Barbarian,” as they leave the safety of their village and embark on a quest to save Roland’s mom from the White Warlock. Will our heroes survive? Wimpy Kid fans will find out as these best friends embark on their first fantasy adventure.

Rowley Jefferson’s Awesome Friendly Adventure is the follow-up to Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid, which was published in April 2019 and follows the undauntedly cheerful Rowley Jefferson as he takes on the role of biographer, recording his best friend Greg Heffley’s life story. The first Diary of a Wimpy Kid spin-off book, Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid immediately reached #1 on the New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestseller lists, and in every country in which it was published.

“Jeff Kinney’s newest book, Rowley Jefferson Awesome Friendly Adventure, is another tremendous opportunity for readers—as well as booksellers, librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers—to revel in the fun, and the fun of reading, that Jeff’s stories provide,” says Michael Jacobs, president and CEO of ABRAMS. “The Diary of a Wimpy Kid books continue to be the bestselling middle-school series in the world both in terms of sales and kid appeal and this new book shows why.”

Jeff Kinney is one of the most successful children’s authors who is still dedicated to annual publicity tours. In April he will kick off the Awesome Friendly Adventure Tour, where nobody will know where he’s going—including Kinney himself. This innovative, randomized type of tour has never been done before and is sure to make for a memorable experience for Kinney, booksellers, teachers, and readers alike. Each morning a new city across America will be revealed to Kinney and Wimpy Kid followers. He will travel directly to the new market, surprise children at underserved schools, and meet his fans at independent bookstores, all without knowing where he will be heading next.

Fans will follow along on social media and on wimpykid.com/AwesomeFriendlyAdventureTour. An extensive, multifaceted marketing campaign will support the launch. “We’re doing something completely new this year, and that’s truly exciting for me,” says Jeff Kinney. “After many years of being on the road, it seems like the perfect opportunity to do something daring and spontaneous. I’m thrilled for the adventure that awaits, and I’m looking forward to epic moments with my fans along the way.”

More than 200 million copies of the books in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series have been sold globally. Published in 2007, the first book was an instant bestseller and has remained on the New York Times bestseller list since its publication and through the release of the fourteenth book, for more than 694 weeks total. The series is now published in 64 languages and 76 editions.

About the Author
Jeff Kinney is a #1 New York Times bestselling author and a six-time Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Award winner for Favorite Book for his Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. Jeff has been named one of Time’s 100 Most Influential People in the World. He is also the creator of Poptropica, which was named one of Time’s 50 Best Websites. He spent his childhood in the Washington, D.C., area and moved to New England in 1995. Jeff lives with his wife and two sons in Massachusetts, where they own a bookstore, An Unlikely Story. For more about Wimpy Kid visit wimpykid.com.

 

Man on Edge Humphrey Hawksley

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51t8OYZgVPLA hard-as-nails hero, an out-of-the-ordinary location, and oodles of high-action encounter—it’s everything readers want in a political thriller–David Keymer, Library Journal

A tense and twisting espionage thriller involving state secrets, lethal assassins and the threat of a new Cold War.

Reminiscent of the very best Cold War fiction, filled with double-dealing, and ingenious political intrigue.
Nelson de Mille

MAN ON EDGE
Trauma surgeon Carrie Walker is taken aback when her estranged uncle makes contact out of the blue. Senior Russian naval officer Artyom Semenov claims to be in possession of an explosive piece of information which he is offering to share with the West. But can he be trusted?

Travelling to Moscow undercover to meet with Semenov, Carrie finds herself stranded when the operation goes catastrophically awry. In grave danger, there’s only one person she can turn to for help: her former fiancé, Major Rake Ozenna of the Alaska National Guard.

Aware how vital it is that he reaches Carrie, Rake knows he’s pitted against a lethal enemy. As preparations gather pace for a high- profile Arctic NATO exercise,  Rake must act fast if he is to save Carrie and prevent a global catastrophe.

  • A high-stakes, high octane thriller pitting an estranged couple between the clash of two international superpowers.
  • Humphrey Hawksley is a former BBC foreign correspondent, known to millions through his TV and radio broadcasts. His understanding of the global struggle for power has informed this white-knuckle thriller
  • Perfect for fans of Clive Cussler, Brad Thor and of the Jack Reacher, Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne series.

Reviews so far for MAN ON EDGE

A multilayered tale with plenty of fast-paced action will hook thriller fans
Booklist

The scene-setting is vivid, the geopolitics a balanced backdrop
Adam LeBor, Financial Times

An up-to-the-minute-, page-turning spy thriller with the atmosphere of a Cold War classic
Charles Cummings, New York Times bestselling author

Can Rake and his allies possibly cut through the fog of triple-crosses and alliances of convenience….The pace is furious, the casualty list breathtaking.
Kirkus Review

The best thriller writer we have
Rod Liddle, columnist, Sunday Times, the Sun, the Spectator 

A chilling and all-too-plausible scenario. Hawksley knows his stuff
Antony Johnston, creator of Atomic Blonde

Hawksley’s knowledge is amazing. This is world class suspense.
Odd Harald Hague, Arctic explorer and best-selling author of The Great Bear

A tough, uncompromising hero raised on the remote Alaskan island of Little Diomede in the Bering Strait. Two thrillers of Global Noir. MAN ON ICE explodes onto the frozen US-Russian; MAN ON EDGE moves Rake Ozenna to Norway and the tense Russian-NATO border

Hawksley is a master at ramping up the tension; then turning the screw a little more …. Rake Ozenna is proving to be one of the more believable characters in a crowded field
Adam Colclough, Shots Crime and Thriller

Hawksley’s hero, Rake Ozenna, is smart and tough, and we’re glad to have him on our side

Nelson de Mille

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Humphrey Hawksley is available for interviews, media appearances, speaking engagements, and/or book review requests – please contact mickey.creativeedge@gmail.com by email or by phone at 403.464.6925.  We look forward to hearing from you about coverage.